theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

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meanplastic:

i miss the jonas brothers

meanplastic:

i miss the jonas brothers

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tupacabra:

people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”

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rhyse:

benedict cumberbatch returns home after a long flight

rhyse:

benedict cumberbatch returns home after a long flight

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sofapizza:

illuminati

sofapizza:

illuminati

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larrycantstop:

I’m crying so fucking hard right now

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celibacy:

I reblog this anytime I see it, it never gets old.

celibacy:

I reblog this anytime I see it, it never gets old.

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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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niallhorantheirish:

Louis’ tweet - 18.10.2014 (x/x/x)


blamemyartisticlicense:

moonstresss:

People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

It’s awful that this made me really happy isn’t it?

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