ashtonnipple:

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

bc he is modest!

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foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

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doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

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this little idiot is so happy about himself while everyone’s ignoring him

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

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niallhoran: Great to meet @neymarjr last night! Super nice and humble guy!
neymarjr: honor to meet you … I’m a fan and admire the whole group!

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

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